Mount Kinabalu & Sperms

Alright. I too have another sperm related story that is pretty sick (I seriously think we are sick, and to have this blog…makes it sicker. Besides, I think it’s really a SS blog… ). It’s dated back in May 17, 2007, when the four of us were having a discussion on whether or not we should go climb mount Kinabalu. For some of us, it’s the 2nd time, but for people like ME…it would be my first. Here’s the gist of the email, going back and forth among the 4 of us.

Now, the first few mails were really serious discussion about the itinerary for the trip. Somehow or rather, that discussion led to us 4 having our honeymoons on the mountain itself with our respective spouses. Yen was the one who brought that up.

BEAR IN MIND THAT the subsequent discussion might disgust you in some way. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also, the next part of the discussion were sparked up by none other than stan the haruan (u are one sick dude). For easier reading, I’ve retype the whole thing in a conversation format

yen: No budget ler… climb it later… kasi honeymoon kat sana sekali hahahahahaha
haruan: Now…dats wat i call high flying sex… HAHAHAHA
iamthewitch: Yea babeh!!! Way to go Yen! Just make sure you don’t freeze too early… muahahaha
yen: Freeze too early?? Do you mean come too early? hahaha apa la lu
haruan: Eh, mana tau liquid freeze leh… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA… it definitely will be hard, but not flowing… HAHAHAHHAA
chiaoju: HAHAHAHAHHA…extend longer then… freeze on the way out… HAHAHHAHAHA
iamthewitch: Ooohh.. then can even save on condom.. hahahahahhaha
haruan: you ppl are sicker than i thought i was hahaha
haruan: one more situation is all the juices get frozen, then yen punya stuck inside HAHAHAHAH
chiaoju: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG… Now… that’s SICK!
yen: hahaha takpe2.. when descend liao can melt mar hahaha… wat the heck man!! u guys r so sick man! even Ne-Yo also kalah! hahahaha

Crap. I can’t believe we actually had conversations as such. GOSH! Well, still cracks me up.

Durian flavoured

I have a story! A short one though… It was the mark of my blossoming into a eligible ’sickawan’ All thanks to the master himself, Haruan. So there was this time, all four of us were online chatting using MSN and suddenly the story of blow job came about. Later on, it evolved to the curiosity on how sperm tasted and whether it had flavours to it! Then I remember vaguely about Yen wondering if there is durian flavoured sperm! If I recall correctly, he even suggested writing a post on the different flavours of sperm, but he couldn’t because he didn’t know how it tasted like. Did you, Yen? Anyway, the sick me actually suggested that he asked his gf to taste it and then he would be able to write a review about it! (It was the Haruan’s virus infecting me) Muahaha… I got a kanasai from Yen after that, but indeed, I have lived up to my name. *LOL*

Hence starts the journey to ultimate sickness……

This blog is intended to document our perillous journey into the sick world of the sickawans. Many a times, we have been very very sick, and sickness worth documenting…I might add. However, these always go forgotten in the usual conversation of messenger chats, although one of us might have saved them up. Stay tuned, as we might give you a preview of previous sick chats that we had. Enjoy….and may you be as sick as we are.