Perang Dunia Ketiga

Alkisah hidup seorang engineer biasa yang kerja di satu company yang dikatakan hebat yos… Dengan masa depan yang cerah di syarikat init engineer itu kerja lah dengan sebegitu kau2-nye tetapi sampai hari ini takde apa2 pun yang dapat..senior pun tak dapat. Tiba2 diumumkan ekonomi merosot dan kompeni tak akan bagi increment..kanasai rupanye…hancur leburlah hidup engineer ini. Kerja semakin berlambak 2X lebih banyak dari dahulu dan ditambah pula ade unsur kepikchik-an dengan hidupnye, engineer ini kebuntuan. Akhirnye jadilah post ini untuk mengisi masa lapangnye yang sebenarnye tidak lapang langsung…hahahaha…

The End of the Beginning

Beagle Prison Break!

Friday Funnies: The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:’Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’

Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’

The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’

Sherman said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?’

‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.’

The teacher fainted…

A note of appreciation

I just realized I didn’t blog anything in this blog yet. Hehe…but my first post shall not be something sick (though I know we are sick people). It shall be something mushy.

Well, this post is written in dedication to the rest of the sickawans. I thank you all, for being there, especially in my worst moments in life. It’s great to have you people to be there for me – even if it’s to kns me. Thanking you all to bits.

I believe we’ll be the sickawans forever, despite the craps we face in our work or in our personal life. I can forsee we’ll still have occasional get-together no matter where we are. And perhaps 10 years later, we’ll have baby fishes, baby yen jeng jeng and baby witches to make the get-together merrier than now.

Thank you guys. *group hugssssssssss*

Cibaiciao has been born…..

The birth of a new word…….

chiaoju : KNN!

Stan : KUKUCIAO!

chiaoju : CIBAICIAO! dunno y i said hat

Stan : hahahahhaha wait i blog it

And with that….now we have….cibaiciao!!! thanks to our very own…sick chiaochiao!!!

Has she came to realise she has 2 chiao’s??  perhaps

How to screw someone by email

This is an example of how you could actually screw someone by email….and the witch thinks that it is by far the longest foul word she has ever seen

The following is an excerpt from the email.

“Cibaikia….ask me damn difficult do this this this and everything…..the fucker never secure budget….PUKITIANG….wat he expect the door to cost? 5 bucks? Sohai cibai pukimak lanciau tiu nia sing po kai ham ka chan lei lou mou yak si la lei cock sucking bastard.”

Iron it up!

Just to share a joke I heard about long long time ago. OK so once upon a time, there was once this very old couple (say in their 70s), and the husband was walking along the streets one day, when he passed by a lingerie shop on sale. So, feeling a little excited, he went inside the shop, thinking of getting something for his wife. In he went, and he was greeted by a very warm salesgirl, trying to help him get the perfect set. At the end, he settled for this set of lingerie which was very costly and was made from the finest material, according to the salesgirl. So, the husband went home happily, thinking of what a good time he was going to have on that night. He presented the gift to his wife, who was all too happy about it. When the wife went to change, she suddenly thought to herself, “It’s been quite some time that we had a hot, sexy time in bed, I think want to surprise him by getting naked instead”. Therefore, out the wife went, naked, and appeared in front of her husband. What do you think the husband say?

“Goodness gracious! For the price that I paid, they could very well have ironed it!” *hahaha*

I miss you STEF!!!!

I cant believe that I am actually leaving Penang next month :S From having 2 months to “prepare” myself, it was suddenly cut to one month. And although I will definately miss my darling…..I ALREADY MISS HER!!!!   *music* When will I see you again….ohh, when will I see you again…..*music*, well, tomorrow perhaps

Mount Kinabalu & Sperms

Alright. I too have another sperm related story that is pretty sick (I seriously think we are sick, and to have this blog…makes it sicker. Besides, I think it’s really a SS blog… ). It’s dated back in May 17, 2007, when the four of us were having a discussion on whether or not we should go climb mount Kinabalu. For some of us, it’s the 2nd time, but for people like ME…it would be my first. Here’s the gist of the email, going back and forth among the 4 of us.

Now, the first few mails were really serious discussion about the itinerary for the trip. Somehow or rather, that discussion led to us 4 having our honeymoons on the mountain itself with our respective spouses. Yen was the one who brought that up.

BEAR IN MIND THAT the subsequent discussion might disgust you in some way. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also, the next part of the discussion were sparked up by none other than stan the haruan (u are one sick dude). For easier reading, I’ve retype the whole thing in a conversation format

yen: No budget ler… climb it later… kasi honeymoon kat sana sekali hahahahahaha
haruan: Now…dats wat i call high flying sex… HAHAHAHA
iamthewitch: Yea babeh!!! Way to go Yen! Just make sure you don’t freeze too early… muahahaha
yen: Freeze too early?? Do you mean come too early? hahaha apa la lu
haruan: Eh, mana tau liquid freeze leh… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA… it definitely will be hard, but not flowing… HAHAHAHHAA
chiaoju: HAHAHAHAHHA…extend longer then… freeze on the way out… HAHAHHAHAHA
iamthewitch: Ooohh.. then can even save on condom.. hahahahahhaha
haruan: you ppl are sicker than i thought i was hahaha
haruan: one more situation is all the juices get frozen, then yen punya stuck inside HAHAHAHAH
chiaoju: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG… Now… that’s SICK!
yen: hahaha takpe2.. when descend liao can melt mar hahaha… wat the heck man!! u guys r so sick man! even Ne-Yo also kalah! hahahaha

Crap. I can’t believe we actually had conversations as such. GOSH! Well, still cracks me up.

Durian flavoured

I have a story! A short one though… It was the mark of my blossoming into a eligible ’sickawan’ All thanks to the master himself, Haruan. So there was this time, all four of us were online chatting using MSN and suddenly the story of blow job came about. Later on, it evolved to the curiosity on how sperm tasted and whether it had flavours to it! Then I remember vaguely about Yen wondering if there is durian flavoured sperm! If I recall correctly, he even suggested writing a post on the different flavours of sperm, but he couldn’t because he didn’t know how it tasted like. Did you, Yen? Anyway, the sick me actually suggested that he asked his gf to taste it and then he would be able to write a review about it! (It was the Haruan’s virus infecting me) Muahaha… I got a kanasai from Yen after that, but indeed, I have lived up to my name. *LOL*